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"I'm investing long term because I'm serving one."
"One day at a time, that's my motto. It used to be, Catch me if you can."
'Yeah, but look at the money we saved by your acting as your own attorney.'
Jail guard desk: in tray/busted out tray.
"It's awful in here, Mom. You can't trust anyone."
The road from incarceration back to civilization can be rocky
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'Of course to be a GREAT prisoner you have to do time - typically 10,000 hours.'
"As a living space, it's positively nightmarish, but the acoustics are quite good."
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'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'
'If God has forgiven me, how come I still have to serve my ten years?'
Prisoner with tally marks in his newspaper.
'I plea-bargained a work-release program so you can still work while serving time and pay my bill.'
'Want a cracker?'
At least if we get busted again, it'll be for white-collar crime.
'This place is perfect for me. I was convicted of being a serial time-killer.'
Prison Now Serving Time.
Prisoner escaping on pogo stick.
'Wow! My first designer suit.'
"I love our comfortable silences."
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"Man, you're such a crook. You're padding your own calendar with extra days."