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"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."
"The Toast Whisperer"
Tags:toast, toaster, toasters, toasted, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, kitchen, kitchen appliances, appliance, appliances, tech, technological, breakfast, breakfast food, morning, mornings, jam, jams, jelly, jellies, grape, grapes, raspberry, preserve, preserves, blueberry, blueberries, apple, apples, butter, butters, fruit, fruits, word play, play on words, whisperer, whisperers
'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'
Go with the flow.
"Can I jam with you guys?"
"Have you ever done this Before?"
"Yum! This jelly bean is worm flavored!"
Tags:easter, jelly beans, jelly bean, jelly, jellies, marine biologist, marine biology, jellyfish, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, potty, bathroom, toilet, candy, candies, easter candy, easter candies, strange flavor, strange flavors, strange flavour, strange flavours, worm, worms, bait, baits, baiting, fish
"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."
Tags:christmas, santa claus, santa, father christmas, x-mas, xmas, yuletide, holiday, holidays, holiday season, jolly, jelly, jellies, jellyfish, jelly fish, marine biology, marine biologist, marine biologists, job, jobs, employment, application, applications, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, confusion, confusing
"This Valentine's Day I want to give you my heart. I just have no idea where it is."
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, gift, gifts, present, presents, heart, hearts, true love, true loves, love, give you my heart, romance, romantic, seduce, seduces, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line, pick up line, pick up lines, jellyfish, jellyfishes, jelly, jellies, man of war, romantic gift, romantic gifts, marine biologist, marine biology, marine biologists
"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."
"Mummy says I can come to your party if I promise not to eat too much jelly."
'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'
'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.'
'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)
'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'
'He made an excellent jelly.'
Vending machine in a prison.
'I know how you like Fusion cooking, so try this - macaroni and jelly!'
Dessert - the most important meal of the day.
'We ran out of tomato sauce so we substituted strawberry jam.'
Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.
Wordilly Durdillies - Jelly makes a good guard dog because...
'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'