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"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"
"I've decided to leave the company. Could I have my soul back?"
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'Sold my soul to the devil, but held on to the intellectual property rights.'
"As long as you don't sign anything in blood you should be O.K."
"I'd sell my soul for one of those."
"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."
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"And providing the graphics for my presentation is Jeff Keane, of 'Family Circus' fame."
'Funny, really. They always click on 'install' without reading the license agreement.'
"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."
"My life has come full circle, Al. First I was a sellout; now I've been offered a buyout."
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"Sounds good, but what do I have to put up as collateral?"
'He won't give his name, sir ? just keeps insisting that you have to make a pact with either him or Bill Gates.'
"You have a fine reputation, Simmons. How much do you want for it?"
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The Ultimate Contract
'Act now and you'll get this slicerdicer absolutely free! But wait, that's not all...'
"Our latest initiative takes a three-pronged approach."
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'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'
'Don't tell anyone, but I got the promotion by selling my soul on e-bay.'
"A reliable source says in the last 12 months you sold your soul to the devil. But you never reported any income."
"You're too late. I already sold it on e-bay."
"On the other hand, if you would donate your soul to us, think of the terrific tax break!"
'I'll even throw in a free T-shirt.'
"Any volunteers to sell their souls to Satan?"
'The soul has gone. I've got some novelty fridge magnets if you want them'