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The Tooth Ferret
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The Tooth Fairy looks for temp work.
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'We call her 'the Plaque-inator'. She takes on the tough cleaning jobs. . .'
The Lawyer Fairy
The Tooth Accountant
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Family Dentistry: 'Floss properly, or we tell your kid who the tooth fairy really is.'
'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'
Three Little Pigs,Easter Bunny, Father Christmas, Humpty Dumpty, a Leprechaun, The Tooth Fairy and a Mummy settle down to watch Reality TV.
'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'
"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"
"The wattle fairy came again last night."
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'You want the tooth?! You can't handle the tooth!'
'You're overdrawn sweetie. Open your mouth and say AAAAH!'
'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'
'We'll have to check dental records to be sure, but we think it's the tooth fairy.'
"You're allowed to keep collecting the teeth, but we're going to call you a fairy to make it sound less terrifying."
"I should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I put Grandpa's false teeth under my pillow."
'The tooth fairy took my $1,500 dentures and left me a lousy quarter.'
"Sit tight, kid! You'll get your tooth money. Just as soon as we settle who had dibs."
"Yes, I know I told you to diversify."
'I'm six years old, Mom. I KNOW you're the tooth fairy.'
Late at night, much to Mrs. Murray's dismay, Mr. Murray would often receive a visit from the "Toot Fairy".
'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'