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"You're allowed to keep collecting the teeth, but we're going to call you a fairy to make it sound less terrifying."
'And you're telling me this, why?'
'Tell us again, Grandpa, about the time you almost had Tarzan for lunch.'
'My brother lost all his teeth last night. .. He slept with his head under the pillow.'
'As a baby you were so ugly Mum didn't push your pram. She pulled it.'
"Nora, do you ever think about the future?"
"I'm afraid the tooth fairy is currently disposed, hand over your teeth."
"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"