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'Quick! What's my exit strategy?!'
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Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.
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". . . and if anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be wed, any reason at all, like, say, something that might have happened after a long heart-to-heart and a few too many drinks, for instance, last week maybe, something you felt bad enough to bring to Confession, which you definitely should have, because it's pretty serious- anyway, speak now..."
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'And when she says jump, do you promise to ask how high?'
Bride's father drags her away while holding a videotape.
Father drags the bride away from from the groom while holding a tape.
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'And do you, Peter, promise to eat only fresh, natural foods, forsaking all sugars, junk foods and additives?'
'I do. Just don't let it go to your head.'
Prince William & Kate Middleton.
'I still say she's making a big mistake marrying that guy. He's such a phony.'
'They met on the cheerleading squad at UCLA.'
The plot thickens...
Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.
'I just remembered something! We forgot to put 'open bar' on the invitations!'
"...for better OR worse, not AND."
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Night of the Living Wed.
'Hi, mom. Oh, I'm just about to tie the knot with Jake. Hello? Mom?'
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'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''
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'I will NOT first guess which hand the ring is in.'
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'I now pronounce you husband and wife. Let the nagging begin.'
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'We were made for each other.'
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Gina soon regretted asking her father to videotape the wedding.