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'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'
'You scared him to death.'
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"Do you think I like standing in a freezing stream, eating raw, slimy fish?"
"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."
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'YUCK!!' - Bear dislikes the taste of fish.
"Show me the honey!"
High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em
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"I shouldn't, but I'm going to have the garbage."
'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'
Black Bear Fact: Bears wake up from hibernation just long enough to give birth to their cubs.
Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.
'Maul him, Boog! Maul him! ... Tickling has no effect.'
... And the Pied Accordionist led the hunters out of the woods, across the meadow and into the river - never to be seen again.
'Oh, that's brilliant, Gary. Keep it up. Thrash around. Whimper and moan. Make sure that every animal in the woods knows we're coming!'
'I need someone who can go in there and bang some bodies around.'
'Well, let's head home, they've already left.'
Computers affect real life.
'Yo, Philip! He claims he hunts only for food, not sport. Do we care?'
The arrival of girl scout cookies sparks a rise in black bear activity...
Arkansas, The Bear State
Martha struggles with understanding her adolescent black bear...
'Hear that? Keep blowin' the duck call. It's working.'
'This guy's gunna throw inside, but it's just an intimidation tactic...'
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"Yeah sure, we go close to human dwellings to look for food in bins, but truthfully, it's more for the WiFi access..."
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'You would never catch ME wearing white after labor day.'