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"No, we're not getting any younger, but why, pray tell, is that such a revelation to us?"
Still fits like a glove after all these years!
"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."
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"And if you prick me, do I not bleed?"
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'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'
Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.
"My inner child just turned sixty-five."
Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.
'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'
"We're still a damn good race when it comes to catching a cab."
"When I was young I worried about getting old. Now I worry about not being young enough in my old age."
Tags:childhood, childhoods, adulthood, adults, conformity, conforming, imagination, imaginations, imagining, play, playtime, play time, play-time, growing pains, growing up, grown up, play dough, play doughs, maturity, responsibility, conform, generation gap, generation gaps, lost youth, carefree, care-free, clay, bore, bores, boring, work life, workaday, workaday world, worker, workers, humdrum, doldrums, midlife crisis, midlife, mid-life
You and Your Shadow
Tags:age, aging, ageing, kid, kids, getting older, generation gap, generation gaps, growing old, senior citizen, senior citizens, lost youth, memory, living in the past, memory, fond memory, fond memories, nostalgia, as old as you feel, as young as you feel, old age, bubble gum, kick the can, tin cans, back in the day, street game, reminisce, reminiscing
'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'
"First, we tortured them with drunken reveries of our youth."
"Who's the old guy trying to be hip?"
How Tattoos Age
"At least I'm still a size 29 waist!"
If this van's a rockin'...
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"I can't believe how young I look."
How To Live With Your New Chins
A man confronts his lost youth.
"MY flashy red sports car was stolen by the punk I used to be."
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"Twenty years ago I was the catch of the day."