Car Bill Cartoons and Comics

'Is this for wiping greasy hands? No, it's your itemized bill.'

"Wait a minute - Cars don't have Jefferies tubes!"

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

'That's $117.50 for parts, $75 labor, and $321 for employee health care.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My car payments is $500 a month and cellular phone bill is over $900 a month.'

"Now, why don't just sit down and get nice and relaxed before we chat about your estimate?"

"I don't know what's wrong with it. All I can tell you is, it's going to be expensive."

"Did it go chink-chinka-doink, or chink-chinka-bonk? There's a huge difference."

"I thought my auto mechanic might rip me off, but I was relieved when he said I just needed turn-signal fluid."