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'Saddam today refused to answer any questions unless he's represented by a 'celebrity lawyer' such as F. Lee Bailey or Johnnie Cochran...'
Their case having fallen apart, the defense pleads NGBOJWG - 'not guilty because O.J. wasn't guilty.'
Johnnie Cochran law office: In-credible and Out-rageous desk organizers.
'You're the best legal minds we have. Any problem wearing a t-shirt that says 'The A-Team'?'
'It's like we're back in the 1990's. Stocks are up, and everyone is watching O.J. again.'
Their case having fallen apart, the defense pleads NGBOJWG -- 'not guilty because O.J. wasn't guilty.'
O. J. Simpson
Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson
'Actually, the glove did fit.'
Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?
'Maps to courthouse where celebrities are on trial.'
'That's Loretta, the kids, and Jessica Simpson.'
'These encyclopedias were printed in 1948, sir -- nothing about AIDS, Iraq, George Bush, O. J. Simpson, Hillary Clinton, Rush Limbaugh....'
K-Fed's immensely grateful for O.J. Simpson's new book.
OJ Simpson - Pop Up If I Did It (Here's how it happened).
At the Blagojevich Yard Sale: Apparently there's some issues with selling Obama's old Senate Seat but I have Clinton's old car seat, a picnic table Reagan sat on, and a toilet ring used by O.J. Simpson.'
OJ Finally Goes Bad.
"Tempers flared today when neighbors protested the arrival of O.J. Simpson at his new uptown estate. The issue was later resolved when O.J. killed them all."
'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'
"If the glove don't fit you must acquit!"