Dodgy Deals Cartoons and Comics

Baa Baa Black Market

The Porkypine Pals - Easter Adventure

"Hey, kid, need any dust?"

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

"Some bargain - it's dubbed in Serbo-Croatian."

'A word in your ear about the 'value for money' fleet cars you ordered...'

'You look like an honest man - but perhaps we can still use you.'

'Psst! Wanna buy the inside of a coat?'

'Nice to see your dept made a profit, Kimble.'

'I've got the jam sandwiches... have you got the money?'

'... I didn't know 'Big Louie' was involved!'

'Change for a five? No problem, Senator.'

"A Swiss brand-name watch for a tenner? Sounds great! I've got a German brand-name fountain pen to fill in the receipt."

"I'm sorry Roger the sewage plants deal has been put on hold."

"Well - I did say it was off the back of a lorry..."

Two criminal street vendors

"Sky, sir?"

"Never buy a tv from a man in the street, especially if he's out of breath!"

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"

"Psst - wanna buy some catnip...?"

Monkey Business