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"You're aware that a dog isn't a substitute for having kids, aren't you?"
"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."
'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'
'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...
'I wish we could have had children, Phillip.'
'Why don't you just admit it? You only wanted children as a substitute for not having any pets.'
I LOVE MY CATS - I feel really sorry for people who don't have cats...they have to make such a big fuss of their children
A child as a pet substitute.
"Isn't science today amazing, now you don't have to choose between having a baby or a dog."
"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."