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Cheese of the Week: Brie
Tags:brie, cheese, gourmet, cheese lover, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, delivery, deliver, delivered, delivers, mail, mailman, mail order, mail orders, post, postal, posted, postal order, post order, slot, through the slot, through the door, melted cheese, grilled cheese, grill, melt, melting, grills, mess, messes, messy
Gas truck that has run out of gas.
Tags:gas, gasoline, petrol, diesel, fuel, fuels, kerosine, benzine, truck, trucks, trucking, trucker, truckers, delivery, deliver, deliveries, delivered, delivering, ran out, run out, broken down, break down, break downs, breaking down, roadside, road, roads, vehicle, vehicles, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."
Tags:delivery, delivered, fast food, takeaway, takeout, pizza, pizzas, food, foods, food delivery, delivery guy, delivery person, delivery man, maze, mazes, directions, lost, mice, mouse, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, lab rat, lab rats, lab mice, lab mouse, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking mice
'I wasn't in a bar!! I smell like smoke because I've been going down chimneys all flippin' night!'
Tags:santa, santa claus, christmas, christmases, christmasy, december 25th, december, christmas eve, bar, bars, drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, deliver, delivery, delivers, delivered, chimney, chimneys, smoke, smokey, smokes, smoking, accused, accusing, wife, work, working, job, jobs, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'This is going to be a long night.'
Tags:santa, santa claus, reindeer, reindeers, sleigh, december 25th, christmas day, christmas eve, presents, present, gift, gifts, deliver, delivery, delivers, delivered, fly, flies, flied, flying, fall, fallen, fell, falls, trip, tripped, trips, long night, clumsy, christmas lights, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Honey, the delivery guy is here.'
Tags:sandwich, sandwiches, food, foods, lunch, lunch break, lunch order, ordering food, takeaway, fast food, takeout, to go, delivery, delivered, business, businesses, office, offices, conference call, conferences, conference meeting, meetings, phone call, phone calls, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, work, workplace
Santa delivering newspapers
"Don't open that, man. It's just rude to open someone else's mail. Seriously dude."
"Who ordered the krill pizza?"
Tags:whale, whales, rescue, rescuer, rescuers, rescued, rescue team, sealife, marine life, whaling, beluga, humpback, humpback whale, beached, beaches, beach, beached whale, fish, seashore, pizza, delivery, pizza boy, pizza guy, pizza man, deliver, delivered, pizzas, pizza delivery, krill, krills, order, order in, take away, takeaway, takeout, take out, animal, animals, modern, modern life, modern world
Movers and shakers.
"I just bought it so my cat can play in the big box it comes in."
'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'
"Congrats! It's a spork."
Tags:baby, babies, newborn, newborns, deliver, delivers, delivery, delivered, hospital, maternity, maternity ward, maternity wards, inheritance, inherit, inherits, blended inheritance, blend, blends, blending, resemblance, resemblances, parental resemblance, resemble, resembles, resembling, spork, sporks, fork, forks, spoon, spoons
Reindeer delivering presents through door.
"Don't look at me like that. Advertising pays the bills."
Tags:christmas, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, christmas eve, delivery, deliveries, delivered, deliver, advertisement, advertisements, ubiquitous, advert, adverts, ad, ads, billboard, billboards, bill board, bill boards, modern life, modern times, media saturation, oversaturation, oversaturated, oversaturate, oversaturates, sell out, sell-out, selling out, sell-outs, sell outs
'Go right in, but I must warn you she's quite upset that you're so late.'
"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."
Tags:deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, pizza, pizzas, pizza boy, pizza man, prank, pranks, prank call, wiles, wiles of the devil, the devil, devil, deliver, delivery, takeout, take-out, take out, delivered, take away, takeaway, take-away
ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!
Evolution of Ordering Pizza
Tags:pizza, pizza, ordering pizza, ordering pizzas, food, food delivery, food deliveries, food delivered, ordering food, ordering take-out, take-out, delivery, delivered, modern life, modern times, technology, technological evolution, digital life, digital world, internet, computers, computer, smart phone, smart phones, smart home, smart home, smart devices, smart device, digital assistant, digital assistants, virtual reality, vr, virtual, convenience, convenient, human interaction, human interactions, isolation, isolated, isolationism
'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.
'But I took the day off because you said you were delivering today.'