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"Is the martyr fresh?"
'Wait - He that is without sin amongst you, let him cast the first stone.' (Huge boulder falls on woman from above).
"Oh, here comes Melvin the Martyr. Just because he got here by a firing squad, he thinks he's 'holier than thou'."
'We did throw him to the lions. . . but they threw him back!'
"I don't mind eating Christians, I just wish we didn't have to do it in front of all these spectators."
"He's converted to Christianity."
'Don't you know how high in cholesterol this diet of Christians you have us on is?'
'I console myself with the knowledge that I die for my beliefs.'
'Go, tell the terrorists to stop blowing themselves up. We've run out of virgins and there aren't any more.'
'Got a match?'
'Your new job will allow you to reach martyrdom.'
"I was destined to become a martyr…I've always had that fire in my belly."