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Death takes a holiday. . .
"Ordinarily, Simpkins, I don't drag people back from their holidays..."
As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.
'Relax! Alligators don't live in Canada!'
'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'
'Did you mark the place we caught those fish last year? Yes, I put a cross on the side of the boat.' - 'You fool. We might get a different boat this time.'
'Son, maybe you should practice casting with your other arm for a bit.'
Fisherman on cell: 'You caught anything? I'm just calling to touch bass.'
Fisherman sees bubble emerge from lake with fish in it.
'Grandkids and fish, after three days...'
Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge