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'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'
Screw You Buddy
'Before I give you these pills, I want to find out how the guinea pigs are doing.'
With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare.
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'Your honor - I own the patent to the entire guinea pig.' 'And I own the patent to the guinea pig's genes.'
'Half the diabetics were given the new drug and responded well. The other half got a placebo and went into shock.'
Scientist observes tiny man with a donkey in a maze.
'You mean you're going to do a test on a guinea pig now?'
'Guess who made it through the winter?'
'See here, you've no right to treat these people as human guinea pigs!'
'Human guinea pigs...I find that insulting!'
'Between you and me, I'm fed up being a guinea pig.'
Hiker and the Rodents.
'I'm starting to get the feeling that we're totally locked in this workout room.'
'Chug! Chug! Chug!'
What seemed like forever of being gone, one day Skippy rolled back home.
"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."
IRS, 'About this new tax plan -- I'd like to volunteer to be in the control group.'
'When is that kid going to get off that cover? Between us squirrels, I've got all my nuts stashed in there.'
Why the multinational cartel Apex Pharmaceuticals went down 7 5/8 yesterday.
Tags:pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceutical, pharmacy, pharmacies, drug company, drug companies, drugs company, drugs companies, guinea pigs, lab rat, lab rats, laboratory rat, laboratory rats, pharmaceuticals, laboratory, experiment, chemists, biologists, guinea pig, lab animal, stock, stock market
"Robert has volunteered to try a bite of brocco flower. If after five minutes he's ok, we go for it."
"What's wrong with white mice and guinea pigs?"
'The antidepressant failed preliminary testing. I still hate working here.'
One Fine Day at the Gym
'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'