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"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"
Tags:guitar, guitarist, guitar player, air guitar, airguitar, air-guitar, air guitarist, crimes, criminal, mugger, muggers, mugging, lurk, lurking, accomplice, accomplices, partner, partners, partners in crime, thieves, thief, inappropriate behaviour, inopportune behaviour, opportunist, opportunist, reprimand, reprimands, reprimanding, unprofessional, incompetent, incompetence, let down, weak link
"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
Tags:penguin, penguins, strange, strange imagery, account, accounts, businessmen, business man, absurd, absurdity, ice, fish, luxuries, personal use, personal, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding, what do you expect, need, needs, want, wants, spend, spending, spent, outgoing, outgoings, department, departmental, departmental plan, plan, plans, planning, accounting, warning, warnings, management, upper management, office politics, rule, rules, necessities, access, accessibility, access needs, access requirements
"May I remind you, Oxley, that in this company we start work at nine and we dress for success."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, crime fighting, crime fighter, crime fights, no no, no-no, tell off, tell-off, telling off, wagging the finger, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding, ineffective, ineffectiveness, useless, uselessness, pointless, pointlessness
"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"
Fraudulent C.E.O. penalty phase (wrist-slapping division)
Tags:c.e.o., c.e.o.s, ceo, ceos, fraudulent c.e.o., fraudulent c.e.o.s, fraudulent ceo, fraudulent ceos, fraud, frauds, fraudster, exec, execs, executive, executives, punishments, reprimands, reprimand, reprimanding, penalty, penalties, slap on the wrist, wrist slapping, corporate corruption, corruption, corrupt
'Keep those paws inside the car! You wanna lose em?' 'That's better.'
"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, exhausted, exhaustion, overwork, overworked, tired, nap, naps, napping, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, asleep on the job, lazy, laziness, shirk, shirking, caught, caught out, office sleeping, gold standard, glad standard, judge, judging, record, records, impressed, impressive, impressing, sprawl, sprawling, sprawled, sleeping on the job, told off, telling off, in trouble, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding
"Now, now, Grigsby, we must wait for the weekend."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, boss, bosses, the boss, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, the weekend, weekend, weekends, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, grilling, grilling, grilling meat, grilled meat, weekend activity, weekend activities, told off, telling off, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimands, reprimanding, unprofessional, out of place
"Mommy needs to get mad at you in a weird calm voice now."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mommy, mum, mums, mummy, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, park, parks, playground, playgrounds, playing, scolding, scold, telling off, angry, anger, reprimand, reprimanding, mad, voice, voices, tone of voice, calm, weird, strange, unusual
One way only.
Tags:one way sign, one way signs, reprimand, reprimands, reprimanding, correct, corrects, correction, corrections, bad behavior, retaliate, retaliates, retaliating, transgression, transgressions, transgress, transgressing, lawbreaker, lawbreakers, rule, rules, rule breaker, rule breakers, break rules, breaking rules, criminal, criminals, criminality, right of way, rights of way
"When I was your age, I was fifteen."
Tags:when i was your age, when i was a boy, grandparent, grandparents, grandad, grandads, grandfather, grandfathers, ageing, getting old, old people, old person, elderly people, elderly person, old man, elderly man, teen, teens, teenager, stating the obvious, reprimand, reprimanding, kids these days
"It has come to my attention that you've been sniffing at the bonus checks."
'Management is all about 'empathy', about developing positive, supportive and healthy relationships with colleagues and staff... and if you can't get that through your thick skull then you'll be as useless as you look!'
'I'm going to dictate a stern letter of reprimand for Watkins, but let's soften the blow with a Comic Sans font.'
'The boss wants to see me. It could get testy. That's where you come in. I need a body double.'
"We encourage a positive self-image at work, Larry, but the shades have gotta go!"
Tags:health and safety, health & safety, reprimand, reprimands, reprimanding, dress code, dress codes, dress-code, dress-codes, sunglasses, shades, positive, self image, self-image, warehouse, warehouses, industrial accident, industrial accidents, workplace accident, workplace accidents, boss, bosses, uniform, uniforms, safety officer, safety officers, accident prone
'About this obscene material found in your desk.'
'If you were to do a little work, they wouldn't think you were a statue...'
'The boss has a distinct way of chewing you out.'
'Late again, Hoskins.'
Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'
'Relax Bob. You're among friends.'
'What have I told you two! No hide and seek in the car!'
'We'll overlook your trip this time, just don't make a habit of it.'