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Here's to all those poor souls in retail who have to work on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's so their employers can make a few crummy extra bucks..."
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"We'll have your parts in three days."
"Baldo, I don't understand! I thought you'd be happy if I promoted Joey!"
"Working here means I'll eventually meet the love of my life!"
"What time do I pick you up?"
"I know what you're thinking...but I think I'm good at what I do."
"But I thought you accepted competitor coupons?"
"I've been fired from my last five jobs."
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"There goes Baldo...off to work. He sure is growing up."
"It's like we have three rules around here. Don't worry about defective products, don't question our return policy and don't complain about our paychecks! It's like we're not supposed to do anything!"
"I want to return this. I bought it a couple of years ago. It was on sale. I don't have the receipt. I trust we can handle this in a friendly, civilized way."
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"Oh I'm willing to take a minimum wage job. I'm just not willing to work at one."
"Mr. Rod...now that summer's here and school's out, I was wondering if you could give me some more work."
"Baldo, this is Jim. Today's his first day."
"Seems we're always on our feet around here."
"The red tag items go on these shelves...and the blue tag items go on those shelves."
"Baldo, I've been very impressed with your work."
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"I spent all day yelling at employees, raising prices, ignoring customers, dismissing suggestions, correcting time cards and cutting costs!"
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"How was work?"
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"Baldo, you're my most trusted and loyal employee. So please don't spoil it by asking for a raise."
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"What's wrong with you? This isn't what I want! Do you know what you're doing? Can you get me a smarter clerk?"
"Mr. Rod, now that school has started, I need to reduce my workload."
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When applying for a part-time job in retail, try not to state the obvious.
"Excuse me, young man, where's the manager?"