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"I know doesn't look like I'm doing anything, but I'm like a cat ready to pounce."
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"Could you run those numbers by me again? I was thinking of an old love."
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"Just do the work. No one cares if you get goose bumps."
"Didn't you ever have a book that you just couldn't put down?"
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"I'll get those profit margin estimates to you as soon as I'm done with this paperwork."
Tags:unprofessional, lazy, laziness, shirking, shirker, shirkers, incompetent, incompetence, paper plane, paper planes, paper airplane, plane airplanes, paper aeroplane, aeroplanes, folding paper, paperwork, accountant, accountants, accountancy, accounting, procrastinating, procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators
Desk trays - 'In' and 'It's not my job'.
'I feel like I should be getting paid just as much as the rest of the people who do nothing around here!'
Man with two in trays on his desk asks man with two out trays; 'Shouldn't one of those be mine?'
Atlas says: 'So then I thought, why not just ROLL the damn thing?'
"Well, make yourself useful while you're steeping."
Tags:office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, kettle, kettles, teapot, teapots, steep, steeping, tea, bad manager, bad managers, order, orders, time wasting, time waster, time wasters, shirking, shirker, shirkers, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies
'Now look what you've done!! You've aggravated my CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME!!'
High School Science Project Competition
'I'm sure I've forgotten to do something today. Let's see now...I've taken four coffee breaks, I did the crossword puzzle...I took a long lunch...'
'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'
"Okay, okay!... I'll give you a note for work!"
I'm not retired yet...I'm just practicing.
'All of our operators are busy at the moment, please hold the line.'
Sign by water cooler - 'Do not linger: Hazardous to your job!'
'...and I would also like to deny that I spend all my time on the golf course.'
"I've had my eye on you for some time, Parker....just what is it you're supposed to do around here?"
'The government have introduced a benefits cap.'
'I appreciate you doing the work of two men, Haskell, but Baker and Clayton never did anything either.'
'I pretend to work.They pretend to pay me!'
'Don't think of it as welfare -- think of it as 'shirker's compensation.''
Early irony. Man only began to progress after he started cutting corners.