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'And you say you check your e-mail on average three or four hundred times a day?'
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'I want to biopsy that growth, Mr. Johnson. I don't like the looks of it.'
"We found a lumpty."
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'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'
Doctor to man: 'We've found a mass. The good news is we have weapons of mass destruction.'
"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."
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'My recommendation is to GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!'
"Put a sock on his growth and he's the life of the party!"
"Well, according to the books, you've got too much overhead"
"Most of us around the clinic think that thing on your head is pretty cool."
"Although it's nothing serious, let's keep an eye on it to make sure it doesn't turn into a major lawsuit."
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'To help kick start the economy, I would like you to add an extension to my overdraft.'
"Well, we removed the growth, but the operation has left you paralyzed from the neck down."
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'It hasn't been bothering me. Of course, I don't have to look at it.'
Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.
'You need to lay off those calcium supplements.'
'Well, I think we may have found the cause of your irritability. Our blood tests show that you have God on your side.'
'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'
'...and get some of that kitchen cleaner that kills molds and fungus.'
Mission Impossible Statement: Grow Faster than the Speed of Light.
'No, dear. Those aren't goose pimples. They're goose bumps.'
'As for this growth, I'm honestly not sure if it's functional. But I suppose there's only one way to find out...'
'Mommy, you'll never guess what. My hi-tech start-up just merged with a Fortune 500 company.'
'... and I'd give the rainforests a miss for a while, Sir Randolph.'
Some grow faster than others.