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'She actually tried to donate her body to Library Science, but all they could use was her spine and appendix.'
'Nothing, honey, except flare up unexpectedly and cause a lot of trouble. Sort of like your uncle.'
"Donald is an appendicitis survivor, too."
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Forcibly removed from his home and his personal life ruptured, the appendix hitchhikes across america, searching for his purpose.
Tags:appendix, body, organ, bodies, organs, rupture, ruptured, hitchhike, hitchhikes, hitchhiker, hitchhikers, america, usa, united states, kentucky, state, states, purpose, purposes, reject, rejected, rejection, road, roads, useless, search, searching, look, looks, looking, ride, rides, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'You're lucky. In my day the doctor beat you with a stick until your appendix fell out.'
He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.
'Someone's taken its appendix out.'
'Your absence is as expendable as your appendix, Merryweather!'
Surgical Keepsakes of the Anderson Family: Family have kept their milk teeth, kidneys stones, etc, in display jars. The family dog has his testicles in a jar.
"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."
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"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."
Tags:surgeon, surgeons, ritual, rituals, appendectomy, appendectomies, appendix, appendicitis, surgery, surgeries, unnerve, unnerves, unnerving, frighten, frightens, frightening, ominous, relax, relaxing, relaxation, under the knife, free spirit, free spirits, operating room, operating rooms, superstition, superstitions, superstitious
"We got that nasty appendix out Mr. Arnold and I hope you don't mind, but we took a couple of spare ribs as well.
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Man sees dollar sign on belly: 'Nice stitches, Doc.'
'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.
"Okay go ahead, but I say the appendix is on the right."
"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"
'Why do you keep coming to these meetings, appendix? You have not contributed a damn thing since the Paleolithic!'
"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."
"The good news is that your appendectomy op was a complete success"
'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'
'It's his appendix. I'm afraid we'll have to edit.'
These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....
'This book has a burst appendix.'
'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'
'Maybe we could save appendectomy scars until the second date!'