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"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."
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"Will your client marry my client?"
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"It's from Mr. McGregor. He's now willing to submit to binding arbitration."
"I'll need you to sign this binding agreement that you acknowledge you said no, you didn't want any dessert, and that you give up all claim to mine."
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"… and the last item on the pre-nuptial aggreement is, … he wants final cut on all home videos."
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"Now, according to this agreement, his problems will be your problems, and your problems will be your problems."
'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'
"My wife is quite keen on checking the finer details before we sign anything."
"This contract needs rewriting, some of it could understood by almost ANYONE!"
"It's a standard pre-pickup-line agreement."
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No! The new mining bill hasn't passed yet!
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
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"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."
"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."
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'Your parents wrote this prenup stating you two will stay together at least long enough to justify your costly wedding.'
Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'
"There isn't really time for your lawyers to go over the small print, Mr Johnson."
"My date with Bradley was so romantic. I didn't even have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."
"I wouldn't bother reading any of the fine print. It'll only depress you."