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"Stop 'Madaming' me!"
"Where might we find your tiger balm."
"Just how slightly imperfect are they?"
Tags:shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, store, stores, hosiery, hosiery store, sales assistant, shop assistant, retail assistant, shop keeper, store keeper, sales assistants, shop assistants, retail assistants, shop keepers, store keepers, retail, vintage hosiery store, bargain, hunting for a bargain, looking for a bargain, bargain hunter, thrifty, 1940s high society, 1940s, vintage, vintage cartoon, imperfect, money off, cheap, cheaper
"I'm afraid you've maxed out your consumer confidence."
Tags:maxed out, max out, store card, store cards, credit card, credit cards, credit, customer, customers, shop, shops, store, shores, retail worker, retail workers, hop assistant, shop assistants, retail assistant, retail assistants, consumer, consumers, consumer confidence, economy, economies, economic decline, credit crunch, bad economy, recession, recessions
"Legal supplies? That would be aisle nine, article six, subsection G."
Hanson's Tooth Picks
Tags:supermarket, supermarkets, grocery store, grocery stores, grocery shop, grocery shops.shop, shops, store, stores, shop assistant, shop assistants, retail assistant, retail assistants, free sample, free samples, taster, tasters, free taster, free taster, toothpick, toothpicks, shopping, shopper, shoppers
"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"
Tags:bed, beds, bed store, bed stores, bed shop, bed shops, store, stores, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, retail assistant, retail assistants, family, families, large family, large families, pet, pets, dog, dogs, large dog, large dogs, big dog, big dogs, cat, cats, animal lover, animals lovers, pets on the bed, dogs on the bed, king sized
"And this baby can print forty pages before you can say 'whoops'."
Seven deadly sins store
Do you have something that doesn't scream 'tie'?"
"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."
Tags:shop, shops, shopping, store, stores, clothes shop, clothes shops, clothes shopping, clothes store, clothes stores, mens clothes, gift shopping, gift, gifts, clothe sizing, shirt, shirts, shirt sizes, difficult customer, difficult customers, retail assistant, retail assistants, dumb blonde, old fashioned sexism, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons, 1930s, 1940s
"Ask me about mazes."
Tags:maze, mazes, shop assistant, shop assistants, salesman, slaesmen, salesperson, salespeople, sales man, sales men, sales person, sales people, minotaur, monitaurs, the minotaur, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, retail assistant, retail assistants, bull, bulls, labyrinth, labyrinths, minotaur maze, minotaur mazes
"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."
"Now, this little scarf is just to give you that completely dressed feeling."
Tags:fitting room, fitting rooms, changing room, changing rooms, clothes shop, clothes shops, clothes store, clothes stores, dress shop, dress shops, dress store, dress stores, shopping, shopper, shop assistant, shop assistants, retail assistant, retail assistants, sales assistant, sales assistants, hard sell, sales techniques, selling, sales, fashion, fashions, 1940s fashion, vintage fashion, 1940 clothes, vintage clothes, high society, 1940s high society, vintage, 1940s
"I need a card that says, 'You were right' without saying 'I was wrong'."
"It is a nice tie, but it's mine."
"You want you husband to look smart, don't you, Madam?"
Tags:tailor, tailors, clothes shop, clothes shopping, clothes store, clothes stores, shop assistant, retail assistant, shop assistants, retail assistants, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, selling, sales techniques, fashion, fashion, fashionable, looks ridiculous, emperors new clothes, look smart, looking smart, husband, husbands, wife, wives, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons, vintage clothes, vintage clothing
'Customers, Felcher, prefer not being addressed as 'bloated, consumerist parasites.''
Customer Service: 'I'd like to exchange this gift certificate for a larger size.'
'How do you pronounce that word?'
"I'm taking home this cute sales clerk!"