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'Drop the can opener!'
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'Does your dog bite?' 'Oh, please, please, please, boss, let me handle this one!'
'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'
'I guess you don't recognize me out of uniform. I work for Animal Control.'
'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'
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'The thing I hate the most about being petted is it messes up my hair.'
New for aging dogs: Grecian Canine Formula.
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'Mmmmm, Fritzie! Aren't daddy's new shoes yummy? Daddy forgot mommy's birthday, so that makes it OK to chew his shoes.'
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Cat sheds a lot when petted.
Thank you for not stroking.
'I told you he liked kids.'
'The days of rewarding me with mere pats on the head are over.'
'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'
'He followed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'
'I can't stay mad at him, especially when he scratches me behind the ears.'
'Isn't that cute? He wants affection.'
Used kangaroos: 'This baby was not only owned by a little old lady, but also has ALL the hoptions'
Another argument to get a dog.
"I just started nibbling on his ear. I guess I didn't realise how hungry I was."
'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'
"I get petted for free."
Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".