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SunnyDale: New Normal Asylum
"9:43 patient number 345/d, time for your human interaction."
Keeping violence off our streets: "But I didn't DO anything!" "The mad b****rds should all be locked UP!"
"He has visions of world peace,he thinks he hears angels speak too him...he's dangerous, bring me the drugs!"
Psychiatric Ward elevator: Manic (up), Depressive (down).
"The man is obviously delusional, he thinks he should have a decent job and a good car like the rest of us!"
Calm down...this is for your own good.
"This mental health budget is insane!"
"Sorry we had to put you in here, but you became a bit too crazy of a cat lady."
"He's obviously depressed, let's see if leaving him to years of unemployment and broken relationships helps his condition."
Tags:psychiatric treatment, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, psychiatric ward, psychiatric wards, mental health, mental state, mental states, mental illness, depression, depressed, unemployment, unemployed, relationship problems, psychiatric patient, psychiatric patients
"They're serving us FRUITCAKE!...with nuts!"
Tags:insane asylum, padded room, psychiatric hospital, psychiatric hospitals, psychiatric ward, psychiatric wards, mental health, mental illness, reynolds unwrapped, nut, nuts, fruitcake, fruitcakes, birthday cake, birthday cakes, you are what you eat, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietician, dieticians, dietitian, dietitians, straight jacket, straight jackets, straitjacket, straitjackets
Superheroes queue for medicine.
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, heroes, medicine, prescription drugs, psychiatric drugs, psychiatric medicine, psyc ward, psychiatric ward, psychiatric hospital, doctor, doctors, nurse, health, illness, mental health, mental illness, work related stress, work related illness, medication, medccation, treatment, super power, superpowers, ped, peds, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs, comic, comic book, comics
Cuckoo cock in padded cell
"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."
Tags:committed, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, phone, phones, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, dependency, dependencies, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, technological advances, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, technical advances, insane asylum, insane asylums, psychiatric ward, psychiatric wards, involuntary commitment, asylum, asylums
Bob's mother drove him crazy - but at least she came to visit.
"I make up conspiracy theories."
"I worried what they'd think at the office about my being in the psychiatric ward... until I found out that guy owns the company!"
"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."
Tags:propose, proposes, proposal, proposals, proposing, engaged, engagement, getting engaged, get engaged, engagement ring, engagement rings, spiders, commitment, commitment, committing, fears, phobia, phobias, paranoias, fear, psychiatric, psychiatry, association, paranoid, paranoia, mental health, psychiatric ward, psychiatric wards, psychiatric hospital, psychiatric hospitals
"I'm sorry to have to inform you but my initial diagnosis has proven to be correct and you will need to be in constant care for awhile..."
'I want to catch mice!'
"I had a vision from Heaven! God told me to go out and save the world and smite all the sinners!"
Tags:televangelist, televangelists, evangelist, evangelists, evangelical, evangelicals, mental health, mental state, divine being, divine beings, calling, callings, delusion, delusions, preacher, preachers, minister, ministers, priest, priests, sins, sinning, psychiatric ward, psychiatric wards, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, crazy, craziness, double standard, double standards, vision, visions, heaven, heavenly
'I told you it would fit!'
'The 'M' is just a smidgen too close to the 'P'!'