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"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."
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"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."
Tags:gender issues, gender inequality, gender portrayal, misogyny, diversity, representation, female representation, stargazing, stargazer, star gazers, stargazers, star gazing, star gazer, night sky, the night sky, stars, the stars, constellation, constellations, the constellations, over-think, over-thinking, overthink, overthinking, unequal treatment, media portrayal, film industry, the film industry, movie industry, female empowerment
"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"
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'Stop staring at my wife.'
Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory
"Looking up at the stars like this makes me realize how small and insignificant you are."
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'Why aren't comets ever discovered by people named Smith or Jones?'
"It's amazing what you can see once you get away from the light pollution."
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"How many times have I told you? Never open the jar with the black hole in it!"
Tags:astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, star gazer, star gazers, star gazing, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, physicist, physicists, observatory, observatories, scientist, scientists, black hole, black holes, black-hole, black-holes, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, telescope, telescopes
'A new planet'
"You'll have to excuse him. He's a gassy planet."
Tags:planet, planets, solar system, solar systems, space, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, physics, physicist, physicists, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, star gazer, star gazers, star-gazer, star-gazers, star-gazing, gas planet, gas planets, gas, flatulence, farts, gas giant, gas giants
'Why won't anyone look at me?'
One day, an astromer discovered that Orion's belt is actually unbuckled.
'...I think I found Ursa Major.'
"Oh, come on - 'The Great Bear' sounds better than 'The Great Piglet'."
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"No, that giant red spot on Jupiter isn't a zit."
"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"
'Well that's certainly new!'
"No one will believe us - it's always the alternate cosmology institutes who come up with alternate universes."
'Now no funny stuff, Jerry!'
"No, the reason Mars is becoming whiter isn't tougher immigration laws, it's a shifting icecap."
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'Look, son, the big tipper.'
"The universe is vast... and has surprisingly little parking."
Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Dinner's ready"
'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'