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"Can Hilary come out to abstain from having sex?"
"The way I see it, there will be plenty of time for abstinence after I'm married."
"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"
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"No, thanks. I'm in training."
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"I wonder, sir, if you expect to be using your complimentary cocktail."
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"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"
Annual cat survey.
"How about another round to toast temperance?"
'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'
"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."
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"Of course I support abstinence!"
"I'm celebrating one year of abstinence from alcohol."
"I heard this place is Mecca for beer drinkers!"
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"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."
Tags:dry january, stoptober, sober, sobriety, abstinence, abstain, abstaining, detoxes, binge drinker, binge drinkers, overindulge, drunk, drunkard, drunkards, alcoholic, alcoholics, drink culture, intoxicated, social problem, binge culture, social problems, detox, health kick, drunkenness, drunks, binge drinking, health, overindulgence, excess, vomit, illness, hangover
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"Officer I'm fasting. I am going without sugary soft drinks and having beer instead."
Tags:binge, binges, binge drinker, binge drinkers, binge drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking problem, drinking problems, beer, beers, fast, fasts, fasting, faster, fasters, abstain, abstaining, abstinence, abstains, abstained, cop, cops, police officer, police, easter, easters, easter time, police officers
"I was only undecided which candidate to support until I decided not to vote at all."
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"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."
"I completely gave up drinking once. It was the worst two days of my life!"
'I got an 'A' in abstinence.'
"Surely a total abstainer would abstain from abstention?"
"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."
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"You haven't had sex since 1959? You shouldn't complain - it's only ten past eight now..."