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"Don't click me. I'm just here to buy cards."
Tags:shopper, shoppers, shopping, store, stores, shop, shops, people counter, people counters, people counting, people-counter, people-counters, people-counting, shop clerk, shop clerks, shop assistant, shop assistants, browser, browsers, window shopping, window shopper, window shoppers, museum guard, museum guards, philistine, philistines, pretension, pretentious, museum, museums, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibitions
"You should be thankful that I didn't ask for a plastic bag."
Tags:cornucopia, cornucopias, plastic bag, plastic bags, plastic bag, plastic bags, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, global warming, climate change, single-use plastic, single-use plastics, single use plastic, single use plastics, horn of plenty, shop assistant, shop assistants, shop clerk, shop clerks
"It's not just one incident - several of our customers have expressed their concern about your negative vibes."
Tags:workplace, negativity, negative, positivity, positive attitude, positive attitudes, negative attitude, negative attitudes, working environment, working environments, customer, customers, customer service, shop clerk, shop clerks, shop assistant, shop assistants, work environment, work environments, negative vibe, negative vibes, vibe, vibes
'You want how many handbags?'
"Fill out this survey and tell us how great we are and Randy won't follow you home."
Tags:survey, surveys, customer feedback, customer feedbacks, customer, customers, customer survey, customer surveys, intimidation, intimidations, intimidating, threat, threats, threatening, bully, bullies, bullying, customer service, customer services, customer experience, shop assistant, shop assistants, shop clerk, shop clerks
'Is there something I can help you with, Sir?'
''Sorry, we get no demand for it'- if I've said that once today, I've said it a hundred times!'
'Could you PLEASE go and do that somewhere else?'
"It's a wrap!"
Tags:gift wrapper, gift wrappers, gift wrap, gift wraps, gift wrapping, gift, gifts, present, presents, service, services, shopper, shoppers, shopping service, shopping services, retailer, retailers, shop clerk, shop clerks, store clerk, store clerks, clerk, clerks, victory celebration, victory dance
"What makes you think you can patronize me?"
We just work here, & don't pass hidden cost unto anybody!
'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'
'Spending two hours chatting to your friend Alice about her boyfriend is not what we mean by 'customer care' even if she did once buy some tights from the shop!'
"Possibly the giraffe print?"
Poor Customer Service
"What size shoe does sir take?"
"You realize if you learn that, your browsing days in here are over."
'New, are we?'
'Would you like to pay by direct debit?'
'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'
Man literally having a key cut.
Shop clerk neglects to watch the till when checking for fake money.
'...we don't accept credit cards on that particular book.'