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"It's my itchy trigger finger, Doc. If I don't get some lotion, I'm gonna have to shoot somebody!"
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"Screens out harmful ultraviolet rays, conditions skin, repels insects, won't wash off while swimming, will not stain most fabrics. Warning: Contact with eyes, ears, nose, or mouth may be fatal."
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Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.
"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."
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'Well no wonder it didn't work!'
'. . . or are you implying that it was a lotion and not, in fact, a smoothie.'
"Come out, honey. I found the sunscreen."
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Thick Skin Lotion
"Try some of this lotion. Apparently, the crowd doesn't want a belly-itcher."
"Uh, oh...I was supposed to rub this on your back..."
'I'll tell you one thing about this time of the year...we're all itchin' for summer to get here.'
'Here love, do my front - I can't reach.'
'You better put on some lotion.'
'...because I personally rub it on.'
'Did we bring enough lotion because the ancient curse of the mummy is very dry skin!'
'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'
'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'
Man applying hair tonic - hair grows on his head and hands.
'Welcome to the Sun Belt ... Bet you forgot to bring your sunburn lotion.'
Pig applying suntan lotion.
Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!
'So what's your complaint? '
'The danger of similar packaging.'
"I'm not running down to the drug store for suntan lotion!"