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"It may be expensive for fragrance, but it's cheap for aromatherapy."
Tags:perfume, perfumes, expensive perfume, expensive perfumes, modern life, aromatherapy, con, cons, overpriced, overprice, health fad, health fads, beauty product, beauty products, consumer, consumers, consumerism, packaging, beautician, beauticians, feminine beauty ideal, marketing, marketing tactic, false advertising
The Tragedy of Prosperity
Tags:consumerism, consumer, consumers, shampoo, shampoos, first world problem, first world problems, modern life, rich people, the tragedy of prosperity, luxury item, luxury items, luxury, middle class, prosperity, middle classes, soap, hair, wealth inequality, generation gap, generation gaps, beauty product, beauty products, cereal, bathrooms
"I gave my wife a present for our anniversary and she gave me a black eye."
Tags:anniversary gift, anniversary gifts, anniversary, anniversaries, present, presents, gift, gifts, black eye, black eyes, black-eye, black-eyes, anti-aging cream, anti-ageing cream, beauty product, wedding anniversary, wedding anniversaries, husband, husbands, wife, wives, insensitive, ageing, wrinkle, wrinkles
"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."
Tags:cosmetic, cosmetics, make up, make-up, lab coat, lab coats, drug store, drug stores, department store, department stores, makeup, false pretences, false pretence, cosmetologist, cosmetologists, cosmetology, laboratory, laboratories, consumerism, consumer, consumers, hair and beauty, false pretenses, false pretense, marketing, sales tactic, sales tactics, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, beauty product, beauty products, deceive, deceptive, skincare, skin care, skin-care
"It's been tested in a harem."
'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'
'I promise you it's only dandruff.' - 'I know cocaine when I see it.'
"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."
Tags:rapunzel, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, hair dye, hair dyes, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, beauty product, beauty products, home delivery, delivery man, delivery men, princess in the tower, handsome prince, the handsome prince, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, hair colour
Clock-faced man uses anti-aging cream to turn back the hands of time.
French perfume, out of odor.
"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"
"I decided to get highlights."
"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."
Tags:cow, cows, aging, aging cream, aging spots, age spot, age spots, ageing spot, ageing spots, anti-ageing, anti-aging, cream, creams, beauty product, beauty products, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, blemishes, blemish, skin, reynolds unwrapped, milking shed, milking sheds, fairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farming
Spray on Freckles.
'Argh, Harold, what happened to you?'
"I used to be full of it, too, when I was your age..."
"Looks like this stuff didn't stop her for aging."
'I misplaced one of my hair extensions. Do you mind looking through my hair for it?'
Father Time Robbing Martha of Her Youth
Tags:mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, father time, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, old age, old-age, ageing, aging, hair dye, hair dyes, lost youth, grey hair, grey hairs, ageing process, aging process, beauty product, beauty products, thief, thieves, passage of time
'I'm living the cream.'
Bar of Soap
"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"
"I'm old. What's good for that?"
Tags:beauty standards, beauty ideal, feminine beauty ideal, the feminine beauty ideal, anti ageing cream, anti ageing creams, anti-ageing cream, anti-ageing creams, skincare, getting old, getting older, ageing, women's sell-by date, gender issues, vain, vanity, beauty, beauty product, beauty products, hopeless, hopelessness, hopeless case, hopeless cases
"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."
"Do you have one called date?"