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"What have you been up to?"
Tags:tall tale, tall tales, long story, long stories, tale, tales, story, stories, come home late, coming home late, wife, wives, scold, scolds, scolding, nag, nags, nagging, return home, returning home, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, police line, police lines, husband, husbands, late night, late nights, late, tardy, tardiness, punctual, punctuality
God uses the universe as a reading light.
Tags:god, almighty, creator, creators, divine, divinity, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, reading light, reading lights, late night, late nights, night owl, night owls, light, lights, let there be light, creation, genesis, divine creator, divine creators, divinity, theology, bookworm, bookworms, book worm, book worms, book group, book groups
Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, decision, decisions, bad decision, bad decisions, drunk, drunken night, drunken nights, questionable, punk, punks, rethink, rethinks, rethinking, born to kill, cliche, cliches, idiot, idiots, idiotic, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, black out, blacks out, blacking out, late night, late nights
"Good God, man. You look like you didn't sleep in a hole last night."
"Club Applebee's - Late Night"
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, worry, worries, worrying, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, sleepless, sleepless night, sleepless nights, count sheep, counts sheep, counting sheep, relaxation technique, relaxation techniques, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, stay awake, stays awake, staying awake, overtired, stress, stressed out, freaked out, freaking out, calm, calm down, calming down, sleepy, late night, late nights
"Hey, sorry to call you guys this late on a weeknight, but I just happened to be in your basement."
"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."
Tags:crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, busy day, busy days, late, late night, late nights, work late, working late, works late, insult, insulting, insulted, faux pas, choice of words, poor choice of words, long day, long days, mental health, insensitive, insensitivity
"Go back to bed or we'll make you watch Jay Leno."
Tags:talk show, talk shows, talk-show, talk-shows, jay leno, kid, kids, bedtime, bedtimes, bedtime ritual, bedtime rituals, parent, parenting, parents, parenthood, family life, family-life, punishments, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, late night, late nights, boring, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, tv program, tv programs, television program, television programs
'A token of my appreciation for all the late hours you've been putting in. It's a nightlight.'
"Can I call you back? I'm still recovering from a night of binge hiring."
Tags:binge, binges, bingeing, hire, hires, hiring, recruit, recruits, recruitment, new recruit, new recruits, late night, late nights, hiring officer, hiring officers, personnel, personnel department, hangover, hangovers, hung over, bad decision, bad decisions, making bad decisions, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, manager, managers, managing
"You're a working dog, so be back early."
Tags:working animal, working animals, working dog, working dogs, late night, late nights, out late, sheepdog, sheepdogs, sheep dog, sheep dogs, shepherd, shepherds, parent, parents, parenting, child, kid, kids, worry, worries, worrying, weeknight, weeknights, go out, goes out, going out, stay out late, staying out late, overtired, tired, date, dates, dating, date night, date nights, teen, teens, teenager, teenage
"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."
Tags:broadcast, broadcasts, broadcasting, broadcaster, broadcasters, tv broadcaster, tv broadcasters, tv broadcasting, television broadcaster, television broadcasters, television broadcasting, bedtime, bedtimes, instruction, instructions, order, orders, patronise, patronising, patronize, patronizing, late night, late nights, staying up late
"That couple behind me seem happy enough. Laughing, bantering. Probably holding hands. Not a care in the world. I hate them. The waitress is cute. No eye contact however. And the coffee is cold. She hates me."
Tags:self-confidence, eat out, eats out, eating out, self-esteem, low self-esteem, private thought, private thoughts, thought, thoughts, idle thought, idle thoughts, stream of consciousness, conscious thought, conscious thoughts, dine alone, dines alone, dining out, eating out, late night, late nights, diner, diners, greasy spoon, greasy spoons
"No, I'm an ocologist, as in a cancer doctor. Not an on-call-ogist! Stop calling me!"
"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"
'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'
"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."
Tags:late night, late nights, shop, shops, shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, night shift, night shifts, market, markets, weirdo, weirdos, freak, freaks, freakish, freaky, clerk, clerks, convenience store, convenience stores, shopper, shoppers, shopping trip, shopping trips, superhero, superheroes, disguise, disguises, costume, costumes
"No point going to sleep now."
Tags:rooster, roosters, chicken, chickens, cockerel, cockerels, dawn, dawns, crack of dawn, late night, late nights, boy's night, boys night, boy's nights, boys nights, sleep, sleeping, night time, night times, night-time, night-times, rooster call, rooster calls, cockerel call, cockerel calls, gamer, gamers, gaming, video game, video games, computer game, computer games
'Just another rave in the nursery.'
"Well, you're not driving us all night. Not with your decaf."
'Sorry, I'm late, but I was up all night.'
'When I said you had to get more sleep Perkins... I meant at home.'