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The Birth Of A Vegetarian
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'Off balance? Can't stand out in your field? Victim of cow tipping? Just buy our miracle iRemoo bracelet and balance your whole life!!'
Yoga - moooooooo.
'What I miss most is the mooing.'
"You never do anything you say you'll do! I swear, sometimes I think your moos are meaningless."
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How Cows Psych Themselves Up
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QuackBooks (duck finds a computer error).
Moo like a Pirate Day
Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...
Where we Get Muzak...
"Still studying foreign languages?" "Moo?"
"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"
Cows For Celebration
'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there.'
"...and she said 'MOO!'"
A Palindrome Cow.
"She does impressions."
'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'
Hedge of two moo cows
'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'
A Reversing Cow
Eddy made his proposal to Greta but he couldn't interpret her response. did she mean 'Yes', 'No' or just 'Moooh'?