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Third-Degree White Belt
"Ordinarily, I'm deeply, completely happy, ...then, wham! I remember we're related to chickens."
An family approaches the entrance to a park with a banner saying "Welcome to the Cooper family reunion"; a nearby van has a sign that reads "DNA verification required before entering grounds".
'We've traced you back to the cartoonist who drew you.'
Arab Man: 'One day Son,this will all be yours.'
'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'