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"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."
'I hope you're not thinking of smoking that filthy thing in here!'
'You need to go home, take a long relaxing bath surrounded by aromatic candles and do an hour of yoga; but that's out of the question. How about a five minute smoking break ?'
"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."
"I just needed to get some fresh air."
"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."
'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'
'You have time for a smoke break?'
Mimes taking a smoke break.
"Don't mind me, I'm just enjoying my secondhand smoking break."
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"I can't quit! Finding a place to smoke is the only thing keeping me fit!"
"Awww. He's not going to jump. He's just smoking."
Designated Smoking Area
'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'
'Oh Jeremy, how many times must I tell you...If you insist on smoking, either open the window or go outside.'
Angel meeting the devil halfway for a smoke.
'The health elf will never find me up here.'
'Aren't we entitled to a ten minute smoking break?'
'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'
'Poor bugger!...Apparently they've cut his smoke breaks down to one a day!'
"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"
'What do you mean, there's no cigarette break??!'
Smoking, Belching, Noises made from armpit.