White Lies Cartoons and Comics

"I'm proud of that resumé but I'm sensing 'stickler for the truth'."

"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."

"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."

"Was it 'meh' for you, too?"

'Hi hon. Me? I'm just getting some work done and the kids are playing in the other room.'

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

"I'd invite you to come up but I don't live here."

"Remember when I said I was going to be honest with you, Jeff? That was a big, fat lie."

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'

"We're letting him think there's a big media deathwatch."

Scenes from a successful marriage.

A gravestone with an epitaph that reads "Here lies Helayne Spinak - 103 pounds, go prove it."

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

"Absolutely, up to a point you were a great mentor."

"Well, I had a lovely evening, but now I've got to hurry up ahead and try to lose you on a side street."

Whoa, that is one ugly baby!

"Me and my 'Cannot tell a lie' crap."

"I'm not going to lie to you. That's what Hendricks is here for."

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

Sometimes a Good Excuse to Get off the Telephone is Hard to Find

"Well, if it isn't Douglas Whitson of 'I promise I'll get right back to you' fame."

"No, hon, your cooking is great. Hold on - yes, I'd like to order a large pepperoni..."

Sometimes honesty is not the best policy.

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

The reason our noses don't stop growing as we age.