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"Sorry, Dad, but it's time to consider a retirement kingdom."
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"Mrs. Gilray says women aren't going to take it anymore. Pass it on."
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How's my driving? Ace Care Home 0777333
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Jerry shows off his costume for the rest home Halloween party.
"The break is set for eleven. Pass it on."
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"Nadine, the motorcycle is very loud, but, after Bertie finishes his ride and parks it just so so, he'll cut down to idle, and then you can tell him all about your Happy Day Nut Cookie Recipe."
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"Pst! There's an acid indigestion party in B'wing on Friday..."
Don't mess with Granny, Sonny!
"Suit yourself, but you're going to miss out on the Prune Juicepalooza."
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"Before you answer, you should know that sometimes I do get my bloomers in a bundle."
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"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
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Speed dating at the retirement home.
Retirement in-trays: You're always IN, can't you go OUT?
Old Yolk's Home.
'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'
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'It's Brett Favre. He changed his mind again.'
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'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'
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"The only bit of advice that really resonated with me was . . . remember your kids in your will as they decide what sort of nursing home you end up in."
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'The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.'
'You're collecting for the old folks' home? Hang on, I'll get you a couple...'
'Come die with me.'
"So you're not putting me in an old-folks home?"
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Lovely Hallow Senior Retirement Community
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"I've decided to collect ancient treasures."
"Baldo, do you know where this flyer came from?"