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"At least I'm still a size 29 waist!"
'If waist size is so important, how come Lady liberty has a 37 foot waistline and everyone loves her?'
"Hold yer horses - that's never your waist!"
"After all these years I'm afraid that we just don't fit each other anymore."
Jewellers - wrist watches,
"Claims she's 40 but that must be her waist measurement!"
'Do these pants make me look fat?'
36 waist' - 'Mmm... comfy' - '34' Waist' - 'This would be easier with a corset.' - '32' waist' - 'Uh-oh... I can't feel my legs.' -
'Fortysomething. Is that your age or waist size?'
'In just three days it's taken two inches off my waistline.'
"It seems the broadness of your mind and the narrowness of your waist have changed places."
"No! I don't know my waist size!"