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Mortician Cartoons and Comics

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"Using our house as a makeshift morgue is going to make it harder to sell."

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A hearse with a vulture hood ornament.

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The mortician's lunch-box.

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'Why, no, I don't have any nail clippers on me. Just do like I do, and use your teeth.'

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"It's a little late for a second opinion - this is the autopsy."

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"Oh, I do love a mystery."

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'Yeah...but maybe there's such a thing as looking too natural.'

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Mortician's in and out baskets say in & under.

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"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

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'Cause of death: Acute, sudden dehydration secondary to moisture-wicking undergarments.'

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Undertaker's desk with In and Out tray coffins

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Viking Funeral

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"Stomach content analysis shows the onions were sauteed after the pork was added but before adding the fennel."

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Viking Funeral

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"We'll find out what's wrong with you through a procedure called an 'autopsy'."

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'He donated his body to science.'

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Advert for morticians in doctors surgery.

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'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

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County Morgue and Crematorium, All baking done on premises.

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County Morgue, free samples.

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'Have you considered cremation as a cheaper alternative?'

Artist: Roy, Peter   Search ID: pron344   High Res: 3000x1350 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: coffin, death, funeral directions, funeral home, funeral homes, morticians, mortician, funeral, funeral director, cremate, cremation, sales, sellings, hard sell, cremation, cremations, cremating, funeral service, funeral services, deaths, coffin, coffins

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'Someone from the morticians' lobby to see you, senator . . .'

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'In your price range we can arrange to have you splattered on a windshield.'

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Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

Artist: Goddard, Clive   Search ID: cgon184   High Res: 2200x881 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: library, libraries, self help books, book, library book, library books, guide book, guide books, manual, embalms, relative, diy, self help, manuals, conveyancing, plumbing, heating, embalm, embalming, relatives, mortician, funeral, funerals, saving money

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