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"Using our house as a makeshift morgue is going to make it harder to sell."
Tags:death, dead, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, morgue, morgues, mortuary, mortuaries, mortician, morticians, embalmer, embalmers, make-shift, makeshift, selling, sell, seller, sellers, selling the house, property value, property values, real estate, real estate agency, real restate agencies, real estate agent, real estate agents, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, value, values, money, house, houses, home, homes, problem, problems, issue, issues
"Fill out this tag and attach it to your big toe."
Tags:hopeless case, hopeless cases, fatal injury, fatal injuries, disease, diseases, deadly disease, deadly diseases, give up hope, giving up hope, dead body, dead bodies, morgue, the morgue, morgues, mortician, morticians, hospital admission, hospital admissions, paper work, form, forms, admission, admissions
A hearse with a vulture hood ornament.
Tags:transportation, vehicle, vehicles, hearse, hearses, funeral coach, funeral coaches, hood ornament, hood ornaments, bonnet ornament, bonnet ornaments, radiator cap, radiator caps, vulture, vultures, funeral director, funeral directors, funeral home, funeral homes, mortuary, mortuaries, funeral parlor, funeral parlors, funeral parlour, funeral parlours, undertaker, undertakers, mortician, morticians, dead, death
The mortician's lunch-box.
'Why, no, I don't have any nail clippers on me. Just do like I do, and use your teeth.'
"It's a little late for a second opinion - this is the autopsy."
Tags:autopsy, morgue, death, second opinion, hospital, cause of death, health, wellness, investigation, organ donor, near death experience, coming back from the dead, doctor, cancer, heart disease, operation, stroke, paralyzed, pulled the plug, brain-dead, life-support, second opinions, autopsies, mortician, morticians, morgue, morgues, zombie, zombies
"Oh, I do love a mystery."
Tags:morgue, morgues, mortician, morticians, murder, murders, murderer, missing the obvious, miss the obvious, blind, blindness, mystery, mysterious, mysteries, stab, stabbed, stabbing, stabbings, murder victim, murder victims, knife, knifed, knife crime, knife crimes, crimes, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d., knife in back, knifed in back, medical mystery, medical mysteries, mortuary, mortuaries, hopsital, hospitals, right under your nose, oblivious
'Yeah...but maybe there's such a thing as looking too natural.'
Mortician's in and out baskets say in & under.
'Cause of death: Acute, sudden dehydration secondary to moisture-wicking undergarments.'
Undertaker's desk with In and Out tray coffins
"We'll find out what's wrong with you through a procedure called an 'autopsy'."
'He donated his body to science.'
Advert for morticians in doctors surgery.
'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'
County Morgue and Crematorium, All baking done on premises.
County Morgue, free samples.
'Have you considered cremation as a cheaper alternative?'
'Someone from the morticians' lobby to see you, senator . . .'
'In your price range we can arrange to have you splattered on a windshield.'
'I'd like to try some coffins.' - 'Let me show you our standard size.' - 'It feels a bit tight around the waist.' - 'How are you looking to die?' - 'I don't know, really.' - 'I'd recommend a wasting disease.' -
My other car's a hearse - Bumper sticker for a vulture driving undertaker.
'Can you believe it? -- Now she's marrying the mortician!'