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Morticians Cartoons and Comics

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"Using our house as a makeshift morgue is going to make it harder to sell."

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A hearse with a vulture hood ornament.

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The mortician's lunch-box.

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'Why, no, I don't have any nail clippers on me. Just do like I do, and use your teeth.'

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"It's a little late for a second opinion - this is the autopsy."

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"Oh, I do love a mystery."

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'Yeah...but maybe there's such a thing as looking too natural.'

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Mortician's in and out baskets say in & under.

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'Cause of death: Acute, sudden dehydration secondary to moisture-wicking undergarments.'

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Undertaker's desk with In and Out tray coffins

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"We'll find out what's wrong with you through a procedure called an 'autopsy'."

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'He donated his body to science.'

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Advert for morticians in doctors surgery.

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'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

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County Morgue and Crematorium, All baking done on premises.

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County Morgue, free samples.

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'Have you considered cremation as a cheaper alternative?'

Artist: Roy, Peter   Search ID: pron344   High Res: 3000x1350 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: coffin, death, funeral directions, funeral home, funeral homes, morticians, mortician, funeral, funeral director, cremate, cremation, sales, sellings, hard sell, cremation, cremations, cremating, funeral service, funeral services, deaths, coffin, coffins

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'Someone from the morticians' lobby to see you, senator . . .'

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'In your price range we can arrange to have you splattered on a windshield.'

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'I'd like to try some coffins.' - 'Let me show you our standard size.' - 'It feels a bit tight around the waist.' - 'How are you looking to die?' - 'I don't know, really.' - 'I'd recommend a wasting disease.' -

Artist: Roy, Peter   Search ID: pron30   High Res: 3000x1350 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: coffin, coffins, funerals, funeral directors, morticians, funeral parlor, funeral parlors, funeral parlour, funeral parlours, mortician, funeral, funeral director, wasting disease, wasting diseases, fat, overweight, obese, obesity, lose weight

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My other car's a hearse - Bumper sticker for a vulture driving undertaker.

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'Can you believe it? -- Now she's marrying the mortician!'

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'Modern Maladies.' (Mortician needs a second opinion)

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