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'Anything else besides shortness of breath?'
'I'm going to prescribe something that works like aspirin but costs much, much more.'
'I'm glad I put up a suggestion box for my patients, but now I'm a little concerned.'
"Who's the sickest?"
Ears nose and throat doctor waiting room.
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'In my professional opinion, your immune system is over-stimulated.'
'This operation should remove the swelling in your wallet - I mean, knee.'
Doctor's Office: Closed - Staff out with Staff Infection
'Frankly I'm looking for a doctor I won't outlive and have to change to another.'
'Good news. We have a new shot that combines all shots in one.'
'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'
Kindly Refrain From Googling the Doctor's Diagnosis Until She Has Finished Giving It To You.
'The patient will see you now,Doctor!'
"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."
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Man adjusts eye patch so he can see a beautiful woman.
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"We're out of flu shots."
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"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."
The Doctor is Expensive.
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'Medical science can't cure a slice.'
'These young doctors know nothing, I used to see 500 patients every day...'
'The doctor will see you shortly. Try not to disappoint him.'
'So you're saying, I'm done for, Doc.' 'I don't like that kind of talk... It's, 'I'm done for, DOCTOR.''