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"I can say with certainty that we can all look forward to a great summer season."
'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'
"We're supposed to attend a conference on business-casual ethics."
'I hope you're prepared for the conference in Hawaii.'
National Cloggers Convention/American Plumbers Association
'The vote to enact Mr. Crenshaw's proposal was passed 'one to six' with Mr. Crenshaw casting the deciding vote.'
"Finding a big enough venue for the partner conference wasn't easy...eventually we had to settle on Las Vegas!"
'If I may say so, business is booming.'
John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...
A giveaway tan line...
'My topic is: How I kept busy during my prison term...'
A man giving a speech at the "Umpteenth Annual Convention".
"Well, we're all in agreement, therefore we must be overlooking something."
"You do realize this is a business conference."
"Terrible, I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried."
'Let's get some lunch in here. I don't trust my gut instincts on an empty stomach.'
7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'
"The conference was great except for the free face tattoos."
"Before I approve your attendance to this conference, ask yourself these 3 questions. First, is this beneficial to our organization? Second, is this beneficial to my professional development? And lastly, does my supervisor give a damn?"