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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."
"People, it's a two-year project! That means we have 23 months to goof-off until we put something together!"
'I've had my eye on you, Thompson.'
Get crazy once in a while
"I know time management and planning pay off in the long run...but goofing off brings such immediate gratification."
"And then someone said, 'Hey, why not just put them all in their own department?' It was a stroke of utter genius!"
"In science class we tested Mr. Henderson's temper by seeing how much we could goof-off before it exploded."
"Then at work I stupidly suggested that a goof-offs anonymous organization be established."
Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.
The Dept. of Entrenched Goof-Offs with Tons of Seniority, a Lousy Attitude and No Shame.