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"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."
"Boy or a girl, it doesn't matter. As long as it's a whiz kid."
'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'
'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'
"But you must continue as a lab rat! Can't you see we have three mouths to feed?"
'This whole 'grandparent' thing -- it's our parents and children conspiring against us!'
'Honey! It's for you...'
'Why don't you just admit it? You only wanted children as a substitute for not having any pets.'
'The novelty's sort of worn off with the first one so we thought it was time to have another.'
Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'