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'You'll need to see a chiropractor. You've dislocated your brain.'
'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'
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'This new device converts brain waves to sound.'
The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.
'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'
"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."
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'I probably won't be asked to be the first brain donor.'
'So, using surgical anastomosis, the blood vessels are restructured one by one … oh, who are we kidding? There's not one of you in this room will ever be a microsurgeon!'
'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'
"I was going to sue the neurosurgeon, but then he changed my mind."
'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'
'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'
How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.
Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."
'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'
Neurosurgery correspondence school diploma on the wall of a surgery center.
"Listen up, my fine people, and I'll sing you a song, 'bout a brave neurosurgeon who done something wrong."
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'Step in here, Henderson - we want to pick your brain.'
Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted
Day two at the ...Brain Transplant Institute
'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'
The portion of your brain dedicated to passwords.
"We know how much we know about the brain but not how much we don't know."
'This is not exactly rocket science - it's just brain surgery.'