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'At least $50 a sandwich board per week, multiplied by 800 students, it'll really help balance the school budget...'
Dave finally figured a way of overcoming his fear of talking to people at networking events.
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Pardon My Appearance During Renovation
A man sees a 'The end is near' sign and then falls off the sidewalk.
'Seminar to you market your practice...be there.'
Sandwich board with, 'Free lunch at Arnie's' on the back and 'There's no such thing as a...' on the front.
Will work for genetically altered food.
Eat Joe's Diner
'...and this is our Director of Mobile Marketing.'
'Memory School- 51 Maple Drive - that's 51, fifty one, Maple (like tree) drive, five one fifty one maple dr. 51 Maple dr.
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Protest the protest!
"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"
Employee of the Month: Mr Wiggles.
'Well, maybe with a little more job trainging I would have known which way the straps went on!'
'But I thought YOU would be the first to know!'
Marketing: 'Now walk nonchalantly in front of me and remember: you don't know me! Ok?'
Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.
Two men with identical sandwich boards which read "coincidences never happen".
'So, this is what you meant when you told me you work in advertising...'
"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."
'Sorry, Evans, we're going to have to let you go.'
"Nice to see a cheery sandwich-board prediction for a change."
'Just starting out, counselor?'