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'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'
How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'
'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'
The End Is Near.
Today's crisis has been postponed due to bad news.
More Useful Doomsayers
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'Now that's what I call a doomsday prophecy.'
The Modern Iconoclast...'Calm down. Things will work out.'
'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'
The Post Non-Apocalypse G.P.S.: Re-Calculating.
The world is coming to an end again.
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"People won't take you seriously with all of the smiley faces on it."
'Yup, that sign has been in my family going on five generations.'
'The guy looks like a real crackpot to me.'
Mayfly holds a sign saying "The end is night".
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'Heh, heh! The minute there's a cold spell old misery guts is out with his placard.'
Caveman Doomsayers: 'The end is not near.'
Two doomsayers, one with a sign saying 'The end is near due to global warming' and the other 'The end is near due to nuclear winter'.
'Good. Then there's no reason to grade all those papers tonight.'
The End is Ne...
'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'
I survived end of the world after party.
Not expected to be easily approved for a mortgage.
The End Is Near! Repent! Reduce the Deficit!