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Thor's Other Tools
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'Hi. I just rowed in from Norway and boy! Are my arms Thor!'
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"Would you hand me that?"
"This was a lot more fun before surge protectors."
"The board of directors has given me new powers."
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The Lightning God's Caddy
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"The National Rifle Association maintains a very powerful lobby up here."
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God of Thunder
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"Statistically, people are more likely to die from heart disease than by getting hit with one of those."
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"Call that a hammer?"
'Thor, God of Thunder, meets Loki, God of Earth, Wind, and Fire.'
"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."
"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"
'Unbelievable, you can destroy the universe with a single blow...'
'I knew the answer to who was Thor, but Sammy Bailey stole my thunder.'
Only the truly worthy can pick up Thor's hammer.
"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."
'So what do we know about this Thor guy?'
Thor Heyerdahl crossing outer space in a balsa wood raft in order to prove that early people first reached the moon by that method (based on his Kon Tiki expedition)
Office guy asking co-worker 'So what do we know about this Thor guy?'
Zeus recharges lightening bolts.
'It's something to do with health and safety.'
Hello, my name is Thor. I think I left my hammer in one of your cabs.
'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'