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'Think of it as a tongue depressor on steroids.'
'Here's another popsicle stick for ya, Doc.'
'This is a tongue depressor for patients who won't stop talking.'
Doctor with tongue depressor in man's mouth: 'No, really, it's okay ... I was done with the popsicle.'
'I'll be right with you just as soon as I find my lucky tongue depressor.'
'Please stick out your tongue again, only much, much, much slower.'
'Can you spell that?'
'I knew it was going to cost me when I saw the Mahogany tongue depressor.'
'He licked all my tongue depressors.'
'I knew it was going to cost me when I noticed the mahogany tongue depressor'
'You're allergic to tongue depressors!'
'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'
'The Super Stainless Steel Tongue Depressor! -- it'll last for years!'
'Nurse, this patient has a very serious eating disorder -- bring me another tongue depressor.'