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Malfunction at the boy-band factory.
"I just don't think you would be happy working here."
'Oedipus is a nice guy, but he has a face only a mother could love.'
'It's nothing personal, Finnegan ? I'm firing all unattractive male personnel.'
Especially for the plug ugly - non-mirroring mirror. (Reflection shows pleasant looking man).
"Mr pendergast here is the expert who will help us to target a widely neglected group of customers - ugly fat men with floppy breasts."
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Green card available here (Rio Grande)
Women castaways are joined on the island by ugly men.
Deformed and damaged.
'Women want tall, dark, handsome men.' - 'What if you're not tall, dark, or handsome?' - 'Why would anybody choose to be short, pale, and unattractive?' - 'What if it wasn't a choice?' - 'You've lost me.' - 'Gah.'
'The fact is, I feel pretty good about myself.' 'You're kidding, right?'
Lucy is having second thoughts about this blind date.
'What do you mean you're in two minds about me?' (He's boring...ugly too).
"Every time I meet an attractive woman, I hear 'you're such a nice guy' and never hear from her again. What do you think is my deal?'
'Hey, aren't you worried about onion breath?'
'Was it love at first sight? Well, what do you think?'
Mr Big Man's ShopMr Ugly Man's Shop.
'I'd like to examine you. Unfortunately, I'm not a vet.'
Video Dating Service.
'I'm not saying he's ugly, but his birthday suit is more like Halloween.'
Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.
'The beard helped some -- now try letting your hair grow and combing it down over your face.'
'It's nothing personal, Finnegan -- I'm firing all unattractive male personnel.'
'Because he's too cheap to get plastic surgery.'
Get rid of ugly fat...before after (man has disappeared).