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Small Caliber #2 Pencil
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"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."
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'Just a little off the bottom.'
High tech idolatry arrives in the Maldives, 1922.
'Who's been cutting their nails again?'
"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."
"Don't look so astonished. The crystal ball is not sacrosanct. For the professional a well maintained electric pencil sharpener is perfectly adequate."
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"Robert, why is it necessary for you to walk up and down every aisle three times whenever you go to the pencil sharpener?"
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"C'mon, Kid...let's not let this get ugly!"
'You're not very sharp, are you?'
The Chrysler Buildinger
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'Mrs. White, phone my doctor and tell him the pain in my finger is back.'
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"At my last job, I was replaced by a very good electric pencil sharpener."
Pencil sharpeners in hell
'Being a pencil sharpener monitor does not mean that you have an environmentally dangerous job.'
'You don't want me. . . use the same carpenter that circumcised you with a pencil sharpener!'
Pencils and Free Technical Support
Pinocchio Solves The Lying Thing
Funny how the greenist gadget in this high-tech office is still the pencil sharpener.
101 uses of a dead cat: pencil sharpener
'First, the good news - I'm allowed to use the electric pencil-sharpener. Now, to my Promotion.'
This cannot be good!